It's been emotional
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
If someone were to ask me the question "what part of a girl do you look at first?" you know, the typical myspace survey question, to which the pig would reply "her tits and ass" and the romantic would say something like "her eyes". Or someone somewhere in the middle might say "her face". I can't actually remember my response the past 100 times someone's asked me that question, but I assume it was somewhere between pig and romantic. I've been in a few relationships earlier this year, and none of them were really great or memorable. In fact, most of them seemed rather forced, awkward, and like a waste of something that could have been a good thing. People rush shit too often. Its dumb as hell. Life isn't a race, settle the fuck down.
Anyhow, if you really want to know what I look at when I look at any girl or guy, dating interest or not, read on...
I look at her soul. LMAO just kidding.
Sort of.
I actually CANNOT be attracted to, or even be nice to a girl who lacks a uniquely pleasent personality. I know that sounds incredibly... well I don't know how incredibly what it sounds, but I think it sounds like something someone would have something negative to say about. Or something like that. But it really is true girls, the most attractive, and sometimes the most repulsive thing about you is your personality or lack thereof. I don't know what inspired me to start writing on and on about this, I guess I'm just hoping to turn a few heads or even just make a small but valid point. Maybe it's just a bit of wishful thinking too.
I think this should apply to any and every person, in any possible relationship they might have with anyone; strict individualism with a touch of openmindedness. Of the people I have met, openminded people are the tightest. That's all that needs to be said. If you can't listen to someone's opinion and respect it, you have a serious problem. Unless that opinion is a positive view towards The Church of Scientology, which I really have no patience or respect for. The other primary ingredient in a tight person is individualism. If you aren't yourself, everyone who's trying to get to know you is wasting their time. Plus it's a lot of work to put up a fake front, I know from experience. So do everyone a favor and quit acting like someone else.
And I'm out of things to say now. So peace. Think about it.
Posted byJoe at 9:26 PM 0 comments
Tussin: The Adventure Begins
Monday, October 30, 2006
The Tussin videos are up and running. Check my YouTube for updates! I have about 5 vids to upload yet, so be patient with me. Thusfar, the shit is absolutely hilarious. Well, I think so anyway.
Heres a sneak peak:
Check it.
Posted byJoe at 12:05 PM 0 comments
Call to Poison Control
Sunday, October 29, 2006
A short discussion with poison control. He wouldn't talk to me. In spite of my unfortunate situation.
Comments? Ratings? kthx.
Posted byJoe at 1:21 AM 0 comments
The Next YouTube Adventure
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Me and Chris are currently working the kinks out of a video we plan on shooting in the next few weeks entitled TUSSIN. The basic idea is, Chris and I go to the store, buy 3 bottles of Robitussin maximum cough suppressant, each down a bottle, then share the last (cute, I know.) and videotape what happens.
The goal is to create a short documentary that has comedy, but also a bit of sad drama.
Ideas so far include: writing down questions to ask eachother (sober), to be asked after the effects of the tussin set in, purchasing the bottles and informing the clerks of our intent, some sort of music montage of the stupid physical shit we do, interviews, and reflections on the day after.
Any ideas, suggestions, or questions you have would be greatly appreciated. Email me, call me, YouTube me, or Myspace me and let me know what you think.
Posted byJoe at 2:06 PM 0 comments
Greg and myself.
Thursday, October 26, 2006
Me and Greg collaborated on our first ever lip sync music video this evening.
It's just fantastic. Honestly, take a gander;
Or go check it on YouTube: Here
Leave a comment or something. Let us know what you think.
I really don't care if you give it a negative review. The fact is, its awesome, and theres nothing you can do about it.
Posted byJoe at 10:27 PM 1 comments
Telling of telling off
Tuesday, October 24, 2006
I like it when people assume I give a shit. It gives me that small amount of power to say "no, actually, I don't". And being the control freak I am (lol), I get off on that. Oh GOD do I. I think it's also one of those things that you notice a lot more when it happens to other people. Because I've only ever been given that power like once or twice.
And I mean really given it. Sometimes I pretend I don't care and then rub it in your face just because. But that's just out of spite.
ANYWAY, I notice it all the time! And I'm always thinking "Ohhh why didn't he rub that in his/her face?" when I see it. And I don't really think its because I'm a prick. Because I never do it to someone who doesn't deserve it. What goes around comes around anyway, if I did something wrong by telling you off, I'll obviously get mine in the end.
But really, When you genuinely get the opportunity to tell someone to piss off, it's great.
I think I feel my chance coming up.
Posted byJoe at 2:56 PM 0 comments
A possible sneak peak at my senior speech
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Since I was a small child, the prospect of hand to hand combat intruiged me. I did not know or understand how it worked really, but from what the movies had shown me, I understood it as something awesome. I enjoyed watching Jean Claude Vandamme in Kickboxer, and found pure extacy in Mortal Kombat for the Sega Genisis. Often times while playing, unsatisfied with my own videogaming skills, I would let the game sit, and simply watch the computer controlled characters beat each other senseless, and finish the fight with one of the many awe-inspiring fatalities. However, I wouldn't go so far as to say I was a violent child. I was, and always have been, a very low key person. I was Joe, that kid that everybody sort of knows. However, when the Mortal Kombat cartridge was inserted, and the Sega switched on, I was Scorpion, that guy in the yellow ninja suit. And even though his ninja suit is yellow, a color not usually associated with ripped ninjas, he managed to be a true badass. I admire that.
At some point, my interest in videogames phased out, and I had to find new ways to entertain myself.
Fuck I ran out of things to write.
Posted byJoe at 7:09 PM 0 comments
Labels: me, mortal kombat, scorpion, senior, speech
Personal FAQ
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
I feel that every person has certain questions that they must, or should, answer, in order for others to fully understand him/her as an individual.
So here are mine.
Q: Who are you?
A: My name is Joe. I'm a student. Currently a senior. I live in Minnesota where I have a handful of friends, and family.
Q: Do you have any hobbies?
A: Yes. I enjoy music very much. I play guitar, and I sing a bit. I love mixed martial arts. I feel that MMA is the most competitive, complex, and entertaining sport in existence. I spend quite a bit of time on those first two things, but other wise I like to just chill out. And occassionally party. But mostly just chill out.
Q: Do you pee in the shower?
A: Everyone pees in the shower.
Q: Favorite food?
A: Balogna and two pieces of wonderbread. Simple. Perfect.
Q: Do you seriously want to be a cage fighter?
A: Yes. I'm dead serious about that. Laugh all you want. I'm gonna be a celebrity. Actually, I can't help but laugh at that myself.
Q: Favorite band? Genres?
A: Nine Inch Nails. I know. Still. And as far as genres, everything. 'Cept polka.
Q: Idols?
A: Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture, Trent Reznor. I don't feel like listing the one's that are dead.
Q: Why do you do the things you do?
A: Because.
Q: Where are you going to college?
A: University of Nevada, Las Vegas. Maybe.
Q: You spend a lot of time editing your myspace. Are you a myspace whore?
A: No. I just like web design. Something I've sort of been dabbling in since 3rd grade.
Q: Not all of my questions were answered. What should I do?!
A: Wait for me to write Part II of the FAQ. Under no circumstances should you ever ask me a question ever. Kidding. Just ask. Even if its stupid. I could use a laugh.
Posted byJoe at 9:02 PM 0 comments
